Saturday, 19 February 2011

A Sunday Top 5: Changes due to civil unrest

1.) Police have been reallocated from traffic duty to killing unarmed civilians - this results in much better traffic flow as they don't have a clue how to control traffic

2.) Working from home - All work can be done whilst wearing just pants. Without upsetting anyone.

3.) Everything that is bad here such as poor communications infrastructure, slow internet or the absence of quality tea bags can be blamed on the unrest and not just 'Libya being sh*t'

4.) Thinking 'if we're forced to evacuate, I can do X,Y,Z'. Where drinking in a pub, eating something like sushi and shopping make up the X,Y and Z

5.) Having to pack your whole life into a 20kg 'run like Forrest' bag, knowing you might never see the rest of your possessions again and no insurance policy on earth will cover this !

1 comment:

  1. that'll be the pink bike being left behind to lucky libyan looters then!