Sunday, 2 January 2011

A Sunday Top Five: Cracker Jokes

1. What has four legs and goes Boo ?
A cow with a cold

2. What do you call a man who's scared of Christmas ?
Noel Coward

3. How many crime writers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Only one, but he has to give it a really good twist at the end

4. Did you hear about the constipated accountant ?
He couldn't budget

5. Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft

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