Sunday, 9 January 2011

A Sunday Top Five: Things that wee sh*te of a dog has eaten or tried to eat

1. The nice plant by the front door - destroyed completely
2. Dear's socks  - saved many times before they were taken outside
3. My flip flop - caught him as he couldn't fit it through the gap in the door
4. Dear's slippers - caught as the slipper hit the frame
5. The date trees - well and truly stripped around the base

1 comment:

  1. are you sure it's a dog? Sounds more like a waste disposal with legs and a tail?